Oh you sexy, nerdy queers... Disko Warp is kicking off Kumoricon with their Official Pre-Party at Ground Kontrol. Video games, cosplay, anime, beer and happy hardcore tunes. Do you really need anything else? (9 p.m., 511 NW Couch St., 21+, Free)

Introducing SWEAT: The sketch comedy experience Portland has been waiting for. You’ve seen the members of Portland’s latest and flyest sketch comedy troupe in forces of nature such as ROAD HOUSE: The Play!, The 3rd Floor, The Liberators, and Live Wire!. Now feel the perfect storm created by these five getting together and working hard to make you laugh. (8 p.m., Theater! Theater! Arena Stage: 3430 SE Belmont, $12 advance/$15 door, sweatysweat.com)

Zora Phoenix presents Burlesque S’il Vous Plait monthly burlesque show. (9-11 p.m., Crush, 1400 SE Morrison, $5, misszoraphoenix.com)

Cirque De-Cision followed by Twisted Licious Karaoke. See August 20 listing for more information.

Men’s Morning Yoga & Meditation. See August 23 listing for more information.

Look out! It’s the Cops & Robbers edition of RansomPDX. Bring your handcuffs, or prepare to be arrested as you kick it to the DJ battle between Dr. Dan Diggins, Darkcloud and Matt Mercer, spinning house, techno, electro, and dubstep as you sip on some fabulous drink specials. (8 p.m.-close, Crush, 1400 SE Morrison, $2 before 10 p.m./$3 after)

Hilarious At The Hawthorne: The Grand Dames of Comedy. Featuring Virginia Jones, Carmen Anderson, Marcia Belsky, Rissa Riss and hosted by Belinda Carroll. (9 p.m., Hawthorne Theater, 3862 SE Hawthorne, $5, hawthornetheater.com)

Q Center hosts Storytime with Maria, a monthly event for kids 0-5 and their families. Youth librarian, Maria Lowe, reads stories, sings songs and brings activities to storytime to match the ages and attention spans of your future bookworm. (9:30-10:30 a.m., 4115 N Mississippi, Free, pdxqcenter.org)

Celebrate the harvest at the Hollywood Farmers Market. Kids activities, music, cooking demos, and more! (8 a.m.-1 p.m., NE Hancock at 44th, Free, hollywoodfarmersmarket.org)

A Gay Splash! Come out and play, it’s a gay in the park! (5:30-8:30 p.m., Amazon Pool, 2600 Hilyard, Eugene, $6, agayinthepark.com)

LIVE ART. See August 21 listing for more information.

Darcelle XV presents the 29th Annual LaFemme Magnifique Pageant, “Garden of Eden.” (6 p.m., Oregon Convention Center, 777 NE MLK, $35, darcellexv.com)

Superstar Divas Show at CC Slaughters. Featuring Bolivia Carmichaels, Ginger and Honey Bea Hart. (8 p.m., CC Slaughters, 219 NW Davis, ccslaughterspdx.com)

Sunday Rehab with the Chicken Lady. See August 22 listing for more information.

Patty’s Senior Coffee. See August 22 listing for more information.

Come play pinochle. See August 22 listing for more information.

Portland Frontrunners, Portland’s LGBTQ running group for all skill levels. (9:30 a.m., Laurelhurst Park, Free, portlandfrontrunners.org)

Ambiente Bilingual Discussion Group, a queer-friendly Spanish/English bilingual discussion group. (2 p.m., Q Center, 4115 N Mississippi, Free, pdxqcenter.org)

It’s My Pleasure presents Women & Orgasm. Ms. V will discuss the different types of orgasm, the sexual response cycle, and overcoming obstacles to orgasm. Pre-orgasmic women encouraged to attend. (6-7:30 p.m., $15, Pre-register online at itsmypleasurepdx.com or by calling 503-280-8080.)